Friday, June 19, 2009

Things I Want To Do Before I Die!

I like to make pointless lists. Useless collections of information and half arsed opinions based on nothing in particular. Today, for no reason other than I am waiting for my tea and want to add a particular picture. Here, is the list of things "I Want To Do Before I Die" but probably won't. Laziness is a helluva mistress.

In no particular order, except for numerical, here it is:
  1. I want to be on 'Come Dine With Me'. I am obsessed with the show, it is pure awesomness. I want Dave Lamb to narrate my life and I want people to judge me on cookery - even though I cannot cook for shit. I am useless, I assemble food - poorly.

  2. I want to shoot Katie Price

  3. I want to prove how much of an unsufferable arse Bono is

  4. That is all, but point one is the crucial one.

And here is the image, awesomeness.

1 comment:

  1. I love Come Dine With Me - want to be on it, but only with nice guests and that seems to be a rarity. The whole idea of the show is good,
    Leave Bono alone though! I think he's great - and he can sing too!