In no particular order, except for numerical, here it is:
- I want to be on 'Come Dine With Me'. I am obsessed with the show, it is pure awesomness. I want Dave Lamb to narrate my life and I want people to judge me on cookery - even though I cannot cook for shit. I am useless, I assemble food - poorly.
- I want to shoot Katie Price
- I want to prove how much of an unsufferable arse Bono is
- That is all, but point one is the crucial one.
And here is the image, awesomeness.